"We got cheeseburgers last night because we are moving. By the time DH got back I was starving. Know what I did? I opened my mouth, inserted the cheeseburger, and ate it. Then I repeated with the fries. I did not scream at it."
"If I had a personal size swing infront of the tv I would not scream in it. If I had a chair that vibrated my butt, I would not scream in it."
"I wouldnt scream if I had my own personal ass wiper"
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